Presumably, if you have bought club merchandise, you are a club member and so of course we are going to look after you.
If you’ve bought the wrong size, colour etc then drop us a line at email@example.com and we’ll arrange to swap it for the correct one.
In fact, even if it’s just not what you expected, we’ll still swap it or even give you a refund.
Although, as a non-profit organisation run by club members for members, we’d ask whether you might be able to find a home for the item anyway. Perhaps a partner, child, friend might like it as a gift? Think of it as a donation to support the future activities of the club.